Cows have udders.

Procrastination lands at the strangest of destinations. I have two assignments and presentations respectively due this week, and here I am, writing a post after having not updated for a little less than a year.

A one, a two, a one, two HO-DOWN:

- Aidan and I broke up. I got over that Mr. Big, and I found a Burger. This is a metaphor as literal it gets, as though to say, "My mum's fat like Oprah". In terms of my life, this is as pathetic as it gets.

- Surprise, surprise, after a semester of Feminist Theory, I discovered that I am not a feminist. In fact, besides being racist, and an elitist, I also think women are dumb.

- I think I have lost my skills in drinking. This is depressing, as this was my only good Indian trait (as compared to body odour and hairiness).

- I discovered my left boob is totally bigger than that of my right.

Here seeps procrastination.